Self Mutilators Anonymous
God, I am making amends about the desire to cut off my penis. I was really scared I was gay and then not gay just the sex manaic that everyone made dad out to be, like, men will stick it in any hole they can get, which is probably true. And I wanted to cut [..more..]
The Festival of Insignificance
God, Can God help me understand this festival of insignificance? What am I supposed to do with all of this? Is something supposed to happen at this point or should I just keep sitting? My best bet is to keep sitting, huh? Dogen has experience, man. We've gotta pay attention to experience. There really is [..more..]
God Anonymous
God, I contacted Suicide Anonymous for some help in decomitting suicide. I am in the living room blamelessly. It is really hard work not having anyone to blame. But I am in here appreciating the solitude and the animals and the rain. And I left my ACA daily book outside in the tree so it's [..more..]
Helpers Anonymous
God, I am so scared. Lucifer and his beings are haunting me and I can't control them, (these demons). Please protect me and help my desire for the program of SEX ADDICTS ANONYMOUS HAPPEN! I really want this God. I really want to crave happiness. I don't trust any of these folks anymore. It feels [..more..]
Land Liners Anonymous
God+, Please remind me to order a 40 footer phone chord (I repeat please remind me to order a 40 footer phone cord for the living room phone number.) I won't have any monies for quite a while so please remind me to get this the next time the monies come up. I appreciate the [..more..]
Nincronaut
God+, Please help me become unjealous about the cast and crew of the program blue bloods. Help me accept that I cannot entertain anyone nearly as much as TV actors can do. I cannot stand a chance in their lighting. I have to accept that without God I am less than nothing. Please help me [..more..]
Careers in THE FAMILIAR
Beth – aspiring teacher M. – Nurse (R.N.) Shelby – Journalist // activist freelance Dad – Musician, plumber, construction, air conditioning, carpentry, landscaping, heating, etc. Gretchen – college student Grandpa Louie – Insurance Grandpa (Grandma Shelley) – stay at home M. (also did odd jobs here and there and volunteered occasionally (on the side)). Uncle [..more..]
Sensory Deprivation Tanklessness
toasters remind me of picking my nose; does that mean toast is like my boogers? (bookers?)
Madison Talbott
Sex Addicts Anonymous, Right now I am trying to get to sleep and I am being plagued by memories of nostalgia from my formative years. I'm beginning to see that the women I am with are me, at least the fantasies I've had of them are me, and what I've expected of them to be [..more..]
A Christmas List for Jesus
God, Here is a non-item Christmas list; -Hope for Jack that he finds a job and his tree building business comes together and he might find God in the program that speaks the most to him. Other wise that God guide him towards an understanding of his intimate condition. -Hope for Beth that she gets [..more..]