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Posted by on 2018/12/05 under Kids

God+,

Please remind me to order a 40 footer phone chord (I repeat please remind me to order a 40 footer phone cord for the living room phone number.)

I won't have any monies for quite a while so please remind me to get this the next time the monies come up.

I appreciate the service, God. Please don't be hard on oneself.

Silently Anonymous,

-The Archer

One thought on “Land Liners Anonymous

  1. Anonymous says:

    Archer

    40′ phone cords are good for hanging ones self, for land lines, and maybe even used in combinations of Duct-Tape and a Ski Mask during rape. he he he.

    But if you are looking for a cheaper route, get a prepaid phone, the cheap one from total wireless, Land lines actually cost more than twice as much as Total wireless cell phone monthly plans from total. Data cost an extra $10 each month, but for talking and text, $25 a month vs AT&Ts 69.00 for a land line is a no brainier.

    Cut the Cord….. unless she is fat and ugly!

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