Anonymous Anonymous’ Christmas List for Christ
God, Here is the newness of the version of the christmas list we have been working on. Pray that it gets posted on the site; -Depressed, Compulsive-Obsessive, Eating Disorders, CODA, Gangsters, COCAINE, CRYSTAL METH, NICOTINE, EMOTIONS Anonymous' Basic Texts (Also Debtors Anonymous' 12X12) -Current and Currency + THE CORRUPTED PILGRIM + REVOLUTIONARY LEAVES -THE LITURGY [..more..]
MEDIA ANONYMOUS
God, I just discovered Media Anonymous and the buddy wrote us back. How grateful are we? Thiss part is going to particularly be trying, as we are heavily addicted and invested to technologically bound TV shows. I was absstinent for a long while. But I am codependently very driven to attend to M. when she [..more..]
Emotions Anonymous
God, Here is some really emotionally charged language that really triggers me into freezing up, paralyzing analysis, and terror; C*** Nigger Spic Kike Dike Faggot Retard Idiot Stupid Ass Dingleberry Fanoik Stupid faggot (in eyes wide shut// the yale students) freak, weirdo, creep Pussy-whipped Wimp Jerk Not-funny anymore – Gretchen "I don't love you anymore". [..more..]
Novelists Anonymous
God, Here is the list of Anonymous Novelists that we have cultivated through the difficulty of the years together; R.L. STINE PALAHNIUK, CHUCK (PALAHNIUKIAN) DELILLO, DON (DELILLOESE) PYNCHON, THOMAS (PYNCHONIAN) HEMPEL, AMY MOODY, RICK WILLIAMS, JOY KUSHNER, RACHEL CAIN, CHELSEA DRAKE, MONICA YUKNAVITCH, LYDIA DAVIS, LYDIA DANIELEWSKI, MARK CHESTERTON, G.K. KING, STEPHEN GAITSKILL, MARY JOHNSON, [..more..]
Christmas Anonymous
God, I am addicted to halloween and christmas and I am powerless of these addictions I have. Here is the re-vamped Christmas List for the sake of God; -40 ft. phone chord -DEBTORS ANONYMOUS 12X12 -SELECTIVELY MUTE PATCH -EATING DISORDERS ANONYMOUS -NICOTINE ANONYMOUS -EMOTIONS ANONYMOUS -DEPRESSED ANONYMOUS -PURRZUM -ZEN FLESH, ZEN BONES -ZEN MIND, BEGINNERS [..more..]
Donations Anonymous
God, Here are some of the texts that I've read that might be considered quote unquote mystical and might appeal to people craving an understanding of the emptiness of God: -Manly P. Halls The Secret Teachings of All Ages and The Lost Keys of Freemasonry -The Cloud Of Unknowing -The Love of Eternal Wisdom (St. [..more..]
Blamers Anonymous
God, It is so hard to not blame people for my problems. Everyone I see seems like a good candidate for attaching all of my problems to them. It feels like I can't control it. Am I ever going to be quote unquote free? Broken. Please help me get some clarity, serenity and so forth. [..more..]
Gangsters Anonymous
God, I am trying to contact Gangsters Anonymous but my computer won't give me their email address. Is this something that God has? I keep trying to find it but it won't come up. And the other part is that I can't click submmit because this computer has limited capability. I appreciate the original gangster [..more..]
War + Media + Junk Food Anonymous
God, I can't believe I have survived all I have survived thus far. This seems unsane. I want to get further in my recoveries anonymous progrram of action. Please provide me with the accurate and correct tools that need me to use them. I am totally blind in this situation. I have no conception of [..more..]
Fathers Anonymous
God, Here is Mr. Hoon freaking out during class in fourth grade when he got angry and nervous breakdowned and said, "God damnit, I'm pissed!" And something similar Grandpa apparently used to say to M. when she was younger, in girlhood, "God damnit Kimberly!" Very similar. I don't know if I've heard another but Mr. [..more..]