A walk on the wild side (A cheating wife story
A walk on the wild side (A cheating wife story) Jim then led me to the bed and removed his dressing gown. he was naked below and had a very solid looking erection. I reached for it and stroked it. He told me to suck it and he sat on the bed. "Condom time" I [..more..]
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I was in the room laying down, when you walked in, asked if you could shower real quick now that the kids were all asleep, and I said yes, no problem. So you walked into the bathroom, turned on the water, took off all your clothes, stepped into the warm steamy shower, and closed the [..more..]
Lonely
I have the whole world at my fingertips. We are more connected. It's so much easier to reach out and still I'm too afraid to put myself out there. I'm foolishly waiting to be found. I do know that nothing will happen if I don't put myself out there. Make me vulnerable enough to get [..more..]
Baldwin.
He was facing Seventh Avenue, at Times Square. It was past midnight and he had been sitting in the movies, in the top row of the balcony, since two o’clock in the afternoon. Twice he had been awakened by the violent accents of the Italian film, once the usher had awakened him, and twice he [..more..]
Not i
MOUTH: . . . . out . . . into this world . . . this world . . . tiny little thing . . . before its time . . . in a godfor– . . . what? . . girl? . . yes . . . tiny little girl . . . into [..more..]
Savant syndrome
Savant syndrome is a condition in which someone with significant mental disabilities demonstrates certain abilities far in excess of average. The skills at which savants excel are generally related to memory. This may include rapid calculation, artistic ability, map making, or musical ability. Usually just one special skill is present.
My dog…. 14
My dog just took a diarrhea s*** all over my shoes. It looks like a pile of sloppy joes. Being the dumbass I am I smelled my shoe as I was washing it off, I almost died. Now I feel sick :/
Man caught pooing in public ends up slipping into his own faeces
Man caught pooing in public ends up slipping into his own faeces https://metro.co.uk/2018/06/29/man-caught-pooing-public-ends-slipping-faeces-7670122/ A man who was caught short and desperately needed the loo ended up falling into his own mess. The man can be seen scurrying into a shop doorway in Guangzhou, China, where he pulls down his shorts. He’s so desperate for the [..more..]
TV is certainly educational. Last time I watched it I thought “that taught me a lesson”.
TV is certainly educational. Last time I watched it I thought "that taught me a lesson".
When is National Grab a Pussy Day
When is National Grab a Pussy Day Everyday The kids want to be Presidential. ANd grab some pussy You kids are all class. Real Style. Gab a pussy kids Be like the president Teach the Children You kids sure are Great examples Remember, the Dousche doesn't fall far from the bag. Guess they'll be 2nd [..more..]