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Posted by on 2019/02/25 under Life

Lawyer

Mr Edwards has been suffering immensely from a very serious mental disorder which has made him unable to fully understand what he has been doing.
Mr Edwards is now under the care of our specialist mental health team who will evaluate and rehabilitate him,so he will be fit and perfect again for society.
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man on train _

I saw a disgusting poop on the train god it smelled so bad
it me sick and ill
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police report –

name,Michael Edwards
Crime,defecating in public
Date,19/04/2018
address, 183 st johns drive London
finger prints taken
police report -name,Michael Edwards.Crime,defecating in public.Date,19/04/2018.finger prints taken.
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judge –
He Michael Edwards on the 19/04/2018 defecated on public transport you have been found guilty !
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old lady talking to friend, *I saw a very horrible thing Dorris,a man did a poo on a train and it was disgusting he was a darkie.*
he was a black man Dorris? yes Rita! and he did a big brown poo on the train
a black man did a brown poo on the train? oh gosh Dorris
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woof woof,this smells yummy what is it ? its big brown !
Dog smells the poop.
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the train seat speaks- i1m unhappy with you big brown poop,please get off me you are suffocating me,i cannot breathe help! call the fireman!
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A child hearing about poo man-

poo man yay like superman but with poo
he runs and flies like a superhero
big hair big long face little eyes
black hair big hair big long face little eyes he s***s on the train he is the POO MAN!

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