Posted by Anonymous on 2013/01/25 under Uncategorized That horrible moment when you’re licking your delicious multi-colored popsicle, and it breaks in half, leaving half in your mouth and half in your hand, melting. The awkward moment when you try to engage in a conversation but no one hears you, or attempts to listen. The life changing moment when you know your life isn’t going anywhere anytime soon, and it probably never will. Knowing nothing will change, no one will like you unless you’re a fake profile on some cheesy internet website, and future generations will either be more rebellious than the last, or pure geniuses. Now I’m not going to say some sad sap story. Nor will I talk about how people should ‘Never give up hope’. I don’t really know what to say. Just my thoughts I suppose. It’s 7:35 p.m. and I am chewing on a wooden popsicle stick, sitting in my desk chair in this quiet cave I call my room. On my wall is a rainbow tail that I got at Comicpalooza last year. You just attach it to your belt and it looks like a real tail. Also a few bags that I never use, it’s not like I have places to go, things to bring with me nevertheless. Over to my left is my keyboard, I can only play one song. I play it everyday, but I don’t get any better. I got it for my birthday last year, actually. Sitting on top of my keyboard is my phone. An iPhone 3G. Nothing fancy. I wanted it for apps and songs, mostly. Not like I call anyone or anyone calls me. My one attempt to buy a song on the iTunes store and they cheat me out of my money, by telling me I couldn’t buy anything until I answered a security question. A question that they made up. F***. Makes me mad to think about. On a side note I do talk to somebody on my phone. She’s young, a bit stupid, but interesting anyhow. At times I get excited to talk to her. Then I keep talking to her and she annoys the hell out of me with her constant ‘boy’ problems. Giant let down most of the time. But her problems are sometimes so ridiculous they make me giggle, so I stay. Funny thing is I’ve never met her. We both met on our consoles, and after a few months of not talking and me hating her for no good reason, she interrupted me during my completion of a video game one night saying she missed me. Load of s***, but it humored me for a while. So I played along, having no intention of ever getting close enough to get her number. But I did. And I started to like her. But not much anymore, on account of how much I know about her and her personality. Now I led her on, making her think I still like her. She wants me now. I can’t help but laugh at that. I should make it clear that I am an agendered panromantic. I don’t know why I wanted to share that. Oh well. To be honest I don’t know why I’m typing this. Got bored I guess. To anyone reading this, (if anyone is) you should watch I love you Phillip Morris. Great movie. My new favorite. Okay. My ass is hurting like a b****. Goodbye babies. vuv ~Anon