Posted by Anonymous on 2019/11/19 under Life OH S*** IM BOUT TO MASTURBATE HELP HELP ME
I MUST NOT DO IT I HAVE ABSTAINED FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS I AM PROUD OF MYSELF AND I AM FALLING APART, I WANT TO CLICK ON A SEXY LINK OF A WOMAN CALLED JUELZ VENTURA GOD IS SHE HOT
OH MY I CANT TAKE IT
I NEED TO JERK OFF
I AM GOING INSANE
ITS BEEN 2 DAYS I AM GOINGG MAN MAD! I TELL YA
OH SHEET FOOK
OH DAMN I NEED TO GET LAID OR SOMETING I AM STARTING TO GET SCARED
I NEED A STOP MASTURBATING CLINIC OR SOMRTHINK
I WENT OUT ALL DAY FOR A FEW DAYS I EXERCISED I BEEN DOING WELL REALLY WELL
BUT THE OLD HORN COMES BACK TO HAUNT ME WHAT DO I DO ?
I DONT KNOW HOW IM GONNA SLEEP TONIGHT
HELP
Okay! Im confused do you want help masturbating, someone to film the act, or prevention.
I am terrified and envision someone holding their C*ck in hand like a suicidal maniac threatening to orgasm unless some hero or heron arrives just in the nick of time to stop them.
Stupid fool, its a normal act, god intended, jerk off, relive the stress and buy more ky jelly for tomorrow and shut the F*CK UP.
go lay in the freezer. i’m serious.
only if you are in there jerking off, then we can both lay in there together, After you fall asleep, I will quietly close the door and plug it in and you can chill out.
And I am DEAD Serious snowflake.