Posted by Anonymous on 2014/05/09 under Uncategorized Damn. I really miss my ex. Gotta look on the bright side though, right!?!?!?
-My phone battery lasts about 6 times longer now because I don’t text anyone!
-I don’t have to cringe when I see that she uses “your” “you’re” “their” “there” or “they’re” wrong EVERYTIME!! … and I couldn’t even correct her..
-I don’t have to carry anyone else’s books!
-I got all my jackets back!
-I can listen to rap music and not have to censor myself from the “rude” “icky” words
-I don’t have to shower as often!
-Way mo’ moolah!
-No sharing my meals!
-Umm I can’t think of
-GOT ONE! I don’t have to pretend to like her friends!
-I can watch the new Shakira music videos and not feel guilty for staring!
-My grades have improved! (gosh, you know you’re desperately searching for positives when you’re happy about your grades)
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-Ehh, I’m done here
I miss ya, Princess