You deserve to be locked in a small room with a giant smelly fart.
You deserve to have your intestines made into a home for fire ants.
When walking though the forest you should use honey as sunscreen.
Scrub your scrotum with sandpaper the next time you shower.
Eat glass.
Put your fingers in the door and slam it. Your toes stubbed repeatedly. I hope the next time you shower you get soap in your eyes. I hope the next person you date has crabs and not the ones you eat, but I’m sure you will. You deserve a big kick in the butthole.
Sit on poison ivy, fall in a thorny rose bush, poop sharks teeth, brush your teeth with Brillo pads and fall in a Rattle snake pit.