Jealous?
Hatful?
Insecure?
Come on down, come all!
Step up and join in on digging into me. Give it your best shot, hate on my looks, talk about my faults, joke about how dumb I am, send people to mumble threats to me.
You feel better?
Does it fill you up?
Make you giggle a little? You silly monster you.
You done?
Moving out of this state soon, I'll help you be done with it.