Just thinking bout my old bar days I was in this bar and it got late at night, there was the most beautiful woman i had ever seen, she was wearing a jean skirt, tight top. She was a little tipsy and she smiled at me asking me how i am darling, i didnt know what to say, she was so pretty i went almost red. Anyway my so called friend came up and said to her what are you doing talking to him for? he is gay! ………
he told her she should be with him and they were talking he put his arm around her.
Next moment i looked they were all over eachother, i was totally gutted. Fact i am not gay and the fact he stole her.
An hour later i was outside waiting for a taxi and saw them come out holding hands.