Ridiculous ways to commit suicide.
Not suicidal thoughts dark humor
Death by sharks _ person walks out from a beach at dusk into the ocean until hopefully a shark bites and pulls them under. Halfway through the person things oh s*** not fast enough.
I remember this guy tried to drink Windex because he wanted to kill himself in the heat of the moment fight with his wife. She called 911 and they told her the worst that will happen is diarrhea.