Many years ago i had a wonderful drunken night out with some friends, I managed to drink so many beers and ate some dodgy sandwiched from some Indian or Pakistani shop on the corner of the city street at around 5am. I ended up farting and dying for a poop and i had nowhere to go. No toilets available so i did a massive poop behind some trash can then took off my nice black shirt and wiped my a****** with it. I ended up going home completely topless and still half drunk. I really miss that black shirt.