I had food poisoning in Morocco i was in a bed s***ting for 3 days. If i drank milk, it would fly out my arse and mouth, if i drank water it would spray out my arse, i couldn`t keep anything down.
It was so bad i needed to ram toilet paper up my arse and brown liquid would ooze out all day.The hotel bedsheets were covered in my brown liquid poop.
I was literally blocking out brown ooze from dripping down my leg.
An old man in a hotel restaurant saw me in pain from food poisoning and he made me a special leaf called luisa.
It cured my food poisoning in hours.