So my family used to do a s*** ton of road trips. We would drive about fourteen hours every major holiday to see family. On the way there is this wonderful Italian restaurant, amazing food, but the portions are always so huge that we never finished the food.
Well we had leftovers on the drive home, and my sister decides she was hungry. Also she wasn’t wearing pants, don’t remember why not, but she wasn’t. Well she was hungry so she decided s to eat some of the leftovers, what does she do? She goes and spills the entire carton of leftover pasta onto her underwear. We all start screaming, because we have nothing to clean the pasta up with, so my sisters decides to use her underwear to clean up the spaghetti.
Well now we have spaghetti in underwear, which isn’t very helpful. So, what do we do with the spaghetti underwear? We throw it out the window. The underwear hit a car and splatters the windshield with spaghetti.
I’m really glad we don’t go on many road trips anymore.