So its Sun March 25, 2018 2:45 am and I am at my PC rather than sleeping when I hear my dogs barking! While this is normal for most, I have over $15,000.00 invested in my breed and own 8 dogs.
Naturally, I have learned to pack my 45 auto when I hear them barking as its usally some damn animal messing around and yes I live on a farm.
As I step out on the porch I see a car parked on the road 150 feet away and its just sitting there with its lights on. Its picth dark and raining a fine mist and I am wondering what the hell because no one parks in front of my house on the road, especially at night and besides its on a hill. So they are up to something.
Then I see the vehicle roll back slightly and then take off and hear some prick laguhing "YUKKKK Yukkkk Yuckkkkkk" as the speed up the hill. Naturally I c*** my 45 and point in a safe direction and fire off one round!
Then I grab my keys hop in the truck and chase them as I am only about 20 seconds behind them. As I left the yard and drive, I seen what they were doing! They had tore my $400.00 sign down and was vandalizing and tresspassing!
I am sure they were not expecting me to chase them but I caught up to them about 2 miles down the road at a 4way cross, still I was about 400 feet behind them and could not make out the vehicle other than a white chevy truck as the passed in front of seveal street lights.
They spead up and I was abusing my new truck trying to chase them as I was hammering the poor power 4 cylnder preety hard (no power in this truck).
I chased them another 2 miles to another 4 way intersection and seen them wrecklessly turn and spin as they hit the main road. That was the last I seen of them as I could not catch up to them for any thing.
Damn it was too bad I didnt have my phone as it happened so qucik, but as I still chased blindly down the road at 100 mph,,, nothing. No bill fold, no phone, but I still had my 45 auto.
I should have shot out their engine block or somethign but I am just too much of a good person to do such!
But I would love to meet up with them one on one and know they were the ones that vandalized my sign and tresspassed.
At 2:45am in the country there is not that many cars in my rual area so it had to be them!
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