God,
I am powerless over my phobia of the penis and my life has become unmanageable.
I have a terror regarding my penis and I feel like if I don't play with it it might hurt me in some way. I tried to get through another night masturbationless but I failed because it helps me sleep.
I don't know how to get over this disease but I am a member of facing fears anonymous so that is an optimistic thing.
God help me get over this shame that the devil granted me. I don't know how to be naked without shame so forth. I am in the miasma of the collective unconscious and I don't know how to get out. Please pray me into a naked intent of God.
I am getting out of Gods way with the help of God, so forth.
Phallophobically,
-The Archer