But he needs to have a girl with tougher skin who can joke with him and throw it back at him without it becoming serious and that is not you. Never has been and probably never will be. You need a guy who will tease you, but with a smile on his face and only does it enough to make you smile and laugh at him for doing it. And who understands that you take a lot of things literally and not jokingly.
So he should be sensitive to that.I think you’d be a great girlfriend for the right person. Someone who enjoys more of the things you do and can have conversations with you without making you feel like you’re bothering them. Someone who wants a girlfriend who’s a caterer but will also cater to your needs.