Why, why why do guys do this? Why is it that even if they know you like them, they come to you for advice about OTHER girls? Seriously? Holy f***, I’m okay with the fact that you don’t like me back, but seriously? Why would you come to me of all people about another girl? I mean go to your guy friends! Unless you’re gonna tell me, “oh hey so this girl told me she likes me, but… I turned her down because in all honestly, I’m actually in love with you…” it’s only gonna make me feel like crap.
But of course I’d never say this to you because I’m a good friend, because I want to be supportive of you. And let’s be honest it’s never gonna happen between you guys, but until you move on I guess I’ll be here for you. I will give you advice, I will teach you how to take good selfies, and I will tell you everything you shouldn’t say to her.
Oh man why am I putting myself through this? 🙁