My wife is such a ditz. I did not see this at all while we were dating, and I know it’s superficial to feel this way bu F***! SHE’S JUST NOT HOT ENOUGH TO BE THIS DUMB. MOTHER F***ER. PART OF WHY I MARRIED YOU WAS BECAUSE YOU WERE INTELLIGENT, RESPONSIBLE, AND TRUSTWORTHY. SO I CAME TI LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU WEREN’T A PERFECT TEN. BUT DAMMIT, I WOULD HAVE MARRIED A TROPHY WIFE IF I’D KNOWN YOU WERE SUCH A DITZ. F***.