When I grow up,
It’s going to be great.
I’ll have lots of stuff,
and find lots of mates
who think just like me,
and like the same things
like food and wine
and diamond rings.
We’ll hang out together
every night
and laugh and dance
and hardly ever fight.
When I grow up,
I’ll have a big house.
With an indoor swimming pool
and a rich, handsome spouse.
We’ll live in our mansion
with a butler to answer the door.
I’d better get started,
after all, I’m already 44!