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GOD ANONYMOUS

GOD,

I AM BEING REMINDED AT THIS PARTICULAR MOMENT OF SOME CHARACTER DEFECTS;

1. LYING TO STEVEN THAT I COULD DO A 360 FLIP AND THEN BEING CAUGHT AND BEING REDUCED TO A POSER.

2. LIED ABOUT BEING AT THE RECORDING SESSION WHERE ROB AND PHIL MADE THAT MIXTAPE AT JOHNNYS. (GOT CAUGHT AND WAS BLUSHING IN THE CAR. DISSOCIATED).

3. ALSO LIED ONCE ABOUT GRETCHEN FINDING SOME DVD IN THE BACKROOM THAT SONA AND GRETCHEN KNEW I WAS LYING ABOUT? I CAN'T REMEMBER THE PARTICULARS?

(I REMEMBER WHEN I USED THAT MOMENT TO LIE TO NAOMI ABOUT HAVING MET CHUCK PALAHNIUK AND SAID AFTER WE WENT BACK IN THAT I HADN'T EVER MET HIM. I'D JUST GOTTEN HIS AUTOGRAPH FROM A PRE-AUTOGRAPHED STACK OF BOOKS. THAT WAS A TURNING POINT FOR ME IN TERMS OF WILLINGNESS.)

SILENTLY ANONYMOUS,

-THE ARCHER

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