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Dumbass roommates part 2

No one reads these so idk why I even bothered to do a part 2 but LOL.

Today my non-dumbass roommate and I were looking to get rid of some of the oats that we bought from Costco. So we bake this bomb ass granola recipe that I found online. It has all the great smelling s*** like vanilla, cinnamon, nutmeg, and honey. Thus, when it goes in the oven and starts to bake it smells like heaven inside the house, unlike when the morons are cooking whatever the f*** they cook for dinner.

Then one of them comes out of her room (which btw isn't even hers, she doesn't live here) and makes a comment saying "that smells very strong" like f*** you b**** you don't think your gross ass chicken smells bad when you're cooking it with the rest of the moron squad? Dumbass LOL. That's just what happens when you live with other people, you dumb whore.

She also then came out earlier and asked us where she could find more toilet paper LOL. Well if she doesnt buy any and her dumbass moron friends dont buy any, then where is the toilet paper supposed to come from? Stupid. LOL I am done sharing my stuff with these idiots and morons. 12 days until we move.

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