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The zipper on the front of my sports bra busted. I could get if fix without showing my little boobs so I walked back to my car to fix it. People were looking at me like I had to pooh because I was walking fast and looking uncomfortable. But in actuality I just didn't want one of my little boobs to pop out. The problem got fixed.

11 thoughts on “My luck

  1. Anonymous says:

    Couldn’t get it fixed- I need to proofread

  2. Anonymous says:

    Why are you so wrapped up in telling the world about your boobs falling out of a cheap or over priced Bra? The whole world knows females have boobies of different sizes and really? No one cares!
    Yeah, people may check you out and give you your much needed momentary ego boost of boob infatuation or desirability until the next person passes by 2 seconds later as the next refill. But like I said, no one really cares Im sure. You seen one you seen them all, even on guys.

    Now maybe if they were leaking some exotic and rare wine, only then you might have some rare novelty boob related topic to talk about and share with the world.

    If you acted like you had too poop walking so fast, Yeah I get that and maybe they were just hoping you along in good wishes as no one wants to see that either, or just didnt want to get hit with the over spray when you erupted. LOL

  3. Anonymous says:

    The world doesn’t know me or read this. Lol! I don’t need my ego feed by other people, I already know I look good. If you didn’t like it, then don’t read it. It was something that happened and was comical.

    Nobody care what type of s*** wine you’re into.

    You’re f***ing lame and not funny!

  4. Anonymous says:

    calm down.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Don’t insult me and then tell me to calm down

  6. Anonymous says:

    Oh! Come on now Hon! I’m “Comical” too! Just like you thought your post was… when it wasnt!

    Oh! I know how I can prove I am just as comical!!!!!

    The zipper on the front of my pants busted. I could get if fix without showing my C0ck so I walked back to my car to fix it. People were looking at me like I had to pooh because I was walking fast and looking uncomfortable (while holding my crotch). But in actuality I just didn’t want my Junk to fall out. The problem got fixed.

    Whew! Sooooooo glad!!!!

    Pssst!
    EVERYONE BURST INTO HYSTERICAL and UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER NOW!

    Now!

    I really don’t think I said I was into drinking any type of wine hun! I am more the mans man typ guy and like beer and liqors. But if my Grapes produced such luscious nectar’s, I would hope it to be a Moscota (not too sweet and not too dry). Quite savory actually, JUST LIKE MEEEEEeeeeeee!
    So much so even you would be helplessly sucking me dry and begging for more! Obvious because your self centered attitude sucks!

    But in all honesty, I actually thought the exotic wine comment to be much more funny than your tale of the days self centered drama. But to heighten the graphic you had to mention something about your bony lower region as well. Its OKay, all women do that as to gain the invesion or eye focus attention. AKA = Superficial and Self absorbed ego starvation!

    (Guys know the female magic trick and illusion act manipulation- did I menton my boobs and butt, my body?????? Look at my body forget the crappy attitude and self absorption, everyone is watching, its all about me!) = red flag self absorbed, ego starving, temporary bed warmer looking for an easy life and a fee meal $$$$$!

    Trust me when I tell you, if a man is interested in looking at your body, then you dont have to bring the topic up as to gain the extra attention to feed your ego. Otherwise you are telling on yourself and gagging for the attention “ego boost”. But Little A cup Boobs dont get or share the same attention as a C or D cup now do they! So sorry!

    By the way, proclaiming you are all that is also an obvious tale tell sign you are NOT!

    But I just dont think you find any comment funny like you are the authority and think you set the standards.

    Obviously, I even knew how to push your button hole (the one that did not have pooppie on it) as the mere mentioned of the ego starvation set your hot britches on fire.

    Thus now, even the ego comment became truthfully funny. I am betting your a blond to boot! Common now! Be honest if you can….without the hair dye!

    If men stopped looking such would drive women like you into a insecurity to the point they would slit their wrist just to get dog to chase them or pay them any attention. All the better for society I am sure! So keep working on the body improvement alone!

    But your vanity attitude darling? Oh my why is your little boobs (every man wants you body) self not on TV? I am betting its your easily offended for no good reason mouth and attitude that keeps you from such fame! Might want to work on those fakes as well.

    Your lashing out sounds like you need to take a pamprin and wait for your annual heat cycle to end.
    Perhaps you will get lucky and find a deserted island made of mirrors so you can admire yourself.

    So Yeah! Keep thinking you are all that!

    Oh! I almost forgot!

    Did I mention my Little Boobs, Butt and good looks????????? LOOK AT ME!

  7. Anonymous says:

    Why you wearing only a bra in public? Must be Desperate for a date?

    My question is- Were there not any bathrooms or changing rooms that you could have ducked into as to make your boring story more exciting?

    Had to walk ALL THAT WAY back to your car for privacy. Oh wait! Cars have WINDOWS! Did you charge admission fees along the way?
    Went broke huh?

    By the way, I think the words you meant to type is: “couldn’t” and “it”…. as in

    I (Couldn’t) get (It) fix without showing my little boobs.

    If they are that small I doubt anyone would have noticed in the first place and you probably would not be telling such a boring story.

    Get a better and losers bra and stuff it!…. With a SHIRT!

    Come On every one! All at once-

    (((((HOW SMALL ARE THEY??????))))

    Burn marks, flea bites, swollen bee stings, pancakes, deflated empty balloons, speed bumps in the middle of the dessert, pencil erasers sitting on on a floor,……………?

    We need more information Miss All So Desirable!

    Hey! wanna hear a little joke so funny you will laugh so hard your boobs will fall out and off?

    Oops, you must have already heard the joke!

    OMG! My breast are gone! Oh wait…. I’m a guy!

  8. Anonymous says:

    How small are they???? LMAO

    They are so small she has to pay the onlookers to watch her dance on the pole!

    They are so small even the judge thought she should be cited for impersonating a man.

    They are so little, even the bra broke… out in laughter.

    they are so small that even in sub-zero temps they are still hard to find.

    They are so small that she put the bra on backwards as to cover her shoulder blades.

    They are so small, even she refuses to look at or touch them.

    They are so small, even they are jealous of moles, warts and pimples.

  9. Anonymous says:

    All you f****** dirty ass s*** must be so sad and jealous and pathetic with your lifes that you have to go on here and bully some harmless person telling a innocent incident. You almost feel so much better now that you’re fat bald sloppy gross disgusting selves have made fun of somebody, don’t you? You’re on here because nobody really gives a s*** about. The whole world pushes you down picks on you makes you feel like the piece of s*** that you are look you have to go and believe people and pick on people that you don’t even know you’re probably leaving the same comments. You should just go and make a post about how f****** miserable you are and your life that you have to go and try to bring everybody else down. You seem argumental too, you wanted to make a fight you wanted to pout you wanted to try to put somebody down because you’re a small little f****** person. You are a female you drink wine, you clearly said that then you went back on what you said, was wrong with your head? You can’t even remember what you write and it’s right in front of you. I don’t have a size tits if it’s any of your f****** business which it’s not nobody cares about your gross diseased c*** or vagina. I’m sure you have HPV like all these other dirty nasty hookers out there. You probably some judgmental skank that goes around trying to put other people down because you’re miserable with your life because of the decisions that you’ve made. Don’t take it out on me that you live a miserable ass life in your miserable head. Oh my gosh you’re all so f****** funny nobody is laughing you sound like a bunch of retards trying to hate on somebody. Why are you so insecure? Is it because your daddy never showed you when you love maybe he was always locked up in jail, is it because you’re so f****** ugly and nobody gives a s*** about your life, is it because you have to go around and be a troll because other people put you down your whole entire life, is it because you seek power and control that you’ll never have cuz you’re just a small little piece of s*** peasant pimple on a rhinoceroses ass.
    You’re clearly all ugly inside and out.

  10. Anonymous says:

    I thought that the story was funny from the original poster. The rest of you seem like real insecure trolls. I’m sure you have the moles big gigantic foreheads and big ears to go along with that nasty attitude of yours. Probably some middle-aged bald man with HPV and herpes.
    Or some 20 30 year old that looks like she’s in her 40s from getting rammed too hard and drank too much.
    Either way the fact that you had to take Jabs at somebody that you don’t even know you all look like a bunch of jackasses.

    Is this what you do with your pathetic ass slides you go online and try to bully someone the true definition of loser your name will be there.

  11. Anonymous says:

    You with your small d***s an ugly looks. I can’t get a girlfriend, it’s because you’re a f****** sexist a****** did you ever think of that. Is that why you have to pick up young girls online on these Anonymous websites. You must feel so good about yourself after making fun of someone else.

    By the way I have a very nice body, tits and ass. I don’t have to get attention this is an anonymous website there’s no pictures of me don’t be stupid. If I want attention all I have to do is walk out my front door. I have never been full of myself or had to flaunt my looks to get what I want in life. Have a degree, I have a brain, and I’m extremely independent.

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