Posted by Anonymous on 2021/01/09 under Life You deserve to be locked in a small room with a giant smelly fart. Put your fingers in the door and slam it. Your toes stubbed repeatedly. I hope the next time you shower you get soap in your eyes. I hope the next person you date has crabs and not the ones you eat, but I’m sure you will. You deserve a big kick in the butthole.
You deserve to have your intestines made into a home for fire ants.
When walking though the forest you should use honey as sunscreen.
Scrub your scrotum with sandpaper the next time you shower.
Eat glass.