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Posted by on 2020/07/25 under Life

This m*********** is trying to get votes through fear again. The only person that we should be fearing is him, feeding the public lies about the virus and opening up everything all too soon.

No one wants to hear his goddamn advertisements. When are they going to get their hands on those tax returns, get this over baked potato in a bleach blonde toupee out of there already.

2 thoughts on “When you’re listening to Pandora and a Trump commercial comes on

  1. Anonymous says:

    well if trump upsets you, dont let him get to you man…. invest in a lovely Shemagh because the shemagh is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you — daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your Shemagh in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
    More importantly, a Shemagh has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his Shemagh with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have “lost.” What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his Shemagh is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Hahaha, I guess I’ll be ordering a Shemagh. Can I purchase one of these online?

    This gave off a Rick and Morty vibe, I liked it, I liked it a lot.

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