My hamster has face cancer. It drags it around its cage. I don't know if I should let the birds eat him or let him live out its miserable life in a cage with a tuma hanging.
I ordered a coffee milkshake and they gave me chocolate.
I have a forehead rash because last night I put a cleansing mask on that made me look like the chainsaw wielding Maniac in the Texas Chainsaw movie. It's all red and itchy.
I dropped green bean casserole on my newly cleaned floors.