The school secretary who is in her early sixties gave me a box of chocolates on the last days and told me she thinks it's sweet that I try to flirt with her. I never did flirt with her, I was just trying to be nice, but ok. Still, I'm happy she gave me the chocolates.
Sounds like someone needs the Bone and has the hots for you.
Make that she wants your bone and has the hots for you.