Posted by Anonymous on 2019/04/28 under Life This was by far one of the most depressing documentaries I've watched in recent history. Allow me to summarize this awful film so that you don't waste an hour of your life.. A naive 18yr old English boy fantasizes about losing his virginity on a deserted island to his then girlfriend. Being 18 and over privileged as he is (how does he afford this whole thing?) he makes plans to maroon himself and said girlfriend on a island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean so he can "do his thing." Shockingly, the girl backs out at the last minute. Boy then puts an ad out on the radio looking for a female partner to maroon himself with. Finds an old English chick twice his age whose got nothing better to do, and off they go. After about two weeks she realizes the boy is absolutely insane and isn't feeling it by any means, so she bounces. Boy decides to teach in a school on a nearby island (in reality the boy is not at all stuck on his deserted island because he's surrounded by nearby inhabited islands, with several people checking in on him and re-supplying him). Weeks later he somehow, sooooomehow, is able to convince the first girl to come check out his island. Probably by misleading here over the phone. She comes out there, BRINGS HER OWN TENT, they get short on water, she gets incredibly sick and sits in a hammock for a couple weeks, then feels better. After several weeks of not banging and eating garbage, they decide to get the hell out of there and they return home. 10 years later, they reunite on island so he can explain to her that he's actually not even into girls… WOW! SHOCKER! If you're looking for an actual survival story, this is not that story.