Posted by Anonymous on 2020/12/11 under Friends Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi have had their fair shares of ups and downs in their friendship, but right now it was an up. Sitting in Hillary's kitchen, eating pizza while talking about various things. One particular thing they talked about was the impeachment of Donald Trump. It made them both giddy with excitement at the thought of that man being impeached. The two finished off their pizza and Hillary patted her stomach, not wanting to eat anything else. But then Nancy got out some chocolate ice cream and Hillary rolled her eyes. "Chocolate is good for you." Nancy had once said to her and Hillary knew Nancy was going to give her some no matter what she says, so she got herself a bowl. The two ate the ice cream, Nancy eating the most of course. As they finished their ice cream, Nancy let out a loud burp. Hillary, being competitive let rip a bellowing fart. The two laughed and started going back and forth. This carried on for a few minutes, with Nancy letting out a loud burp and Hillary letting out an even louder fart. That was until Hillary let out a massive wet and messy fart. She turned red and Nancy started to laugh. She laughed harder as Hillary waddled to the bathroom with a brown stain on the back of her red pants. Hillary returned an hour later, still embarrassed, but Nancy cheered her up and gave her chocolate. The two spent the rest of the day eating chocolate and talking and laughing. The memory of that day never left their min