Posted by Anonymous on 2019/05/06 under Friends This past Friday me and one my coworkers, let's call her Heather went out to Taco Bell after work. I'm probably not going eat there for a while after what happened lol. After eating our food we were on the road again and Heather was taking me home. We were talking and Heather suddenly says "sorry" and rolls down the window. I was confused, but then the smell hit me and I realized she farted. I giggled and said "you're not the only one who is gassy" and let out a loud fart. Me and Heather laughed but then Heather started coughing. She said that if the cops pulled her over, they would probably think she had a dead body in the car because it smelled so horrible. I guess she decided she didn't want to be out-farted by her 42-year old coworker and tried to beat me. But her farts were just quiet and/or squeaky. I told her I had one more…and I shouldn't have trusted that fart. The fart sounded and was super wet and it was clear to me and Heather what that "fart" was. Heather died laughing and I turned red. Here I was, a 42-year old woman who had just pooped her pants in her 30-year old coworker's car. Heather would later tell me that if my blonde hair was red, I would have been red all over. I was quiet for the rest of the ride, too embarrassed to say anything. We arrived at my place and I quietly said bye and waddled into my house. Me and Heather talked on the phone later that night and only then did I start to laugh about me sharting. That's about it, hope you enjoyed my story!
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oh my god!!!!
I would have let you walk home at that point.