Aunt
My Aunt farted in my face, and turned around and said '"OH MY GOSH I'M SO SORRY! I THOUGHT YOU WERE (INSERT UNCLE NAME)". I hate my life
Grandma
Grandma loves Mortal Kombat and even dressed up as Scorpion last year
Family
The contests were a weird little bonding experience for the two women. They were never planned. The competitions were never consistent. It was more of a ‘anything you can do, I can do better’ sort of thing. Once Tom found out—when he happened to walk in on his mother burping the alphabet and his wife [..more..]
Grandma
It is 2 am, my grandma is drunk and just attempted to fart the ABC song. She got to D and pooped her pants
Shower
Anarka paused as she stood in the steam filled bathroom, her bathrobe was small and tight and bright pink, it stopped just above the curve of her ass and did not entirely close around her breasts so her hard proud full breasts were always peaking out of the tight bathrobe. "Oh my! Hello babies. I [..more..]
Close
Dad and Aunt Marge also did seem a little too close. What makes it worse is that they are siblings
Opps
My mom's lipstick stain was apparently on my cheeks all day
Mom
Throughout the week my mom kept teasing me and telling me how I was going to pee my pants and throw up during and after the rollercoaster. The day finally came and I turned out fine. But she peed her pants and threw up
Shower
Anarka paused as she stood in the steam filled bathroom, her bathrobe was small and tight and bright pink, it stopped just above the curve of her ass and did not entirely close around her breasts so her hard proud full breasts were always peaking out of the tight bathrobe. "Oh my! Hello babies. I [..more..]
IM DANGEROUS.
Today I did something really bad. it started off as just an argument with my older brother. But I lost it, he said something. It triggered me. And, BOOM. I punched him and he was lying on the floor unconscious. All it took was a split second. One punch. What if it happens in school? [..more..]