Posted by Anonymous on 2019/10/26 under Life Henry was my best friend who couldn`t get any dates and was very low in confidence. Every woman rejected him. He decided to sort out his life problems. He got an online life/dating coach who he payed cash for. Henry was such a catch i tell you. Now this next part is very difficult for me to talk about. I love you Henry i miss you.
He told him to join a gym. Henry had a huge beard and the mean ole coach told him to shave it off! and shower daily.
He told him to approach women and fail on purpose. So he did that. He was hurt by the rejections and the guy told him to keep going to the gym and work out a bit harder. Then run out and approach women again. Henry failed again and again. After 6 months of sheer hard work in the gym, he walked different, he was confident, he had veins coming out everywhere. He had an amazing 6 pack. He didn`t even need to approach women they approached him! He never asked women out on dates, they asked and chatted him up!. Damn guy was only like 5 ft 9, and blessed with an enormous dong, hunky henroid (as he was now known) ended up doing naughty movies and making out with the most beautiful women you could ever dream of!
He would jump out on the pawn set and be like, " MY LITTLE HENRY IS GONNA COME OUT TO PLAY!
The ladies would quiver with anticipation and excitement.
" MY HENRY IS GONNA BE BAD!"
all the women giggled.
One day driving to the set of a dirty movie, Henry pulled out too damn hard (pardon the pun) and whacked straight into a 30 tonne truck.
He was badly injured and on a life support machine. After one year of going to the hospital with his parents, his parents asked me his best friend if we should continue or pull the plug. I decided to pull the plug.
I wrote this to honour my good friend Henry. Everyone loved him, the ladies loved him and he loved the ladies very very deeply (pardon the pun again)
bye buddy! cya in heaven!