sometimes when i take a piss i might have a s*** too. A 10 lb poop where i need to plunge the toilet after, it dont all go down so i gotta break my own s*** up with my tissue covered hand.Then i stand on tippy toes leaning against the back of the white sink, pushing my arse up high, to dowse cold water over my bleeding roids.Then i go back to the toilet area pulling off some white toilet paper and rubbing it up and down my arse to dry it, i look down on the paper to make sure there is no blood and usually its a muddy water colour.