GOD,
HERE IS THE LIST OF SOME OF THE CAREERS I CONSIDERED STARTING AS A LITTLE PIGGY GEEL;
-FIRE FIGHTER
-SKATEBOARDER
-CHEETAH?
-PLASTIC SURGEON (PENNY AND I WERE WATCHING A LOT OF E! CHANNEL AND I STARTED ENTERTAINING THE IDEA OF A CADILLAC AFTER THEY SHOWN ME THE SECRET MOVIE AND THAT I COULD GET ANYTHING I WANTED IF I CREATED A VISION BOARD, SO FORTH).
-NOVELIST
-FILMMAKER + FILMWORKER
-IRS TAX AUDITOR AND AGENT
-SCREENWRITER
-MORTICIAN
-PHILOSOPHER
-POET
-ZEN MONK
-FATHER
-SON
-HOLY SPIRIT
-LIBRARIAN
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE THAT WE FORGOT GOD?
(I'M THINKING BUT NOTHING IS COMING MIND).
SILENTLY ANONYMOUS,
-THE ARCHER
-PORN STAR
-DRUG DEALER
-GAMBLER
-PLAYWRIGHT
-FOOTBALL PLAYER
-ANTHROPOLOGIST
-SERIAL KILLER?
-THERAPIST
-PSYCHOLOGIST
-HOSTAGE NEGOTIATOR
-PRIVATE EYE//PRIVATE DETECTIVE
-COMEDIAN // IMPROV COMEDIAN // STAND UP COMIC
-WRITE COMEDY FOR TV
-A BOXER
-A FOOTBALL PLAYER
-MUSICIAN
-PEDOPHILE?
-HEART SURGEON
-VETERINARIAN
-GARDENER
-ANIMAL SANCTUARY
-DRUG COUNSELOR
-SOCIAL WORKER
-THIEF
-FIEND
-COTTON HEADED NINNY MUGGINS
-BLOCKBUSTER GUY
-PRIEST FOR HOLY MOTHER CHURCH
-ACTOR?
SO FORTH.
WHAT DO STAR TREK AND TOILET PAPER HAVE IN COMMON?
-THEY BOTH CIRCLE URANUS AND KLINGON