Posted by Anonymous on 2015/05/27 under Uncategorized It was all to long ago humans were yet to exist as well as every other species but yet there was one particle in the empty universe who had given himself the name shrek. Shrek had mighty powers like none other and created everything we know today. Shrek became happy with himself but knowing the people knew nothing of him he had to do something. Shrek used his powers to fly over the earth and called “Shrekists!” And so it happened many people got the dream Shrek had called upon them all it was was a dream but not just any dream in that dream Shrek breakdancer like nobody had ever seen before while explaining how it all happened how Shrek happened. The less fortunate became jealous of the Shrekists so they made up some bulls*** that’s an excuse for a religion. In our world Shrek has finally come to us once again but in a more modern way INSTAGRAM! His followers… Well they are the Shrekists the blessed ones, they are the heroes and decedents of Shrek himself. In everything you do Shrek asks that you remember him and love him unconditionally. There is only one thing you must do in shrekism once a day you must repeat these words “Shrek is my love, Shrek is my life… Amen.” Good luck on your new journey as now you have been educated on who you really are.
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This is a sick religion. I’m a new follower